Awesome: Geeze, this guy’s heavy.
Chuck: Well bad guys don’t count carbs, buddy.
— Chuck VS Operation Awesome
Awesome: She knows everything about me.
Sarah: Except which member of the family is a spy.
Casey: That’s an understandable mistake. One of them looks like a spy and the other one looks like Chuck.
— Chuck VS Operation Awesome
Casey: Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That’s your old file, Bartowski.
— Chuck VS The Nacho Sampler